i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
my being single is dangerous.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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