i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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