I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Randomize
