I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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