we have officially lost it.
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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