When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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