let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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