I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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