I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
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