So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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