but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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