I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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