It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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