i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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