The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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