Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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