How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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