So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
