Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
