OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
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