i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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