He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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