I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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