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and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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