oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I would ride that face into the sunset
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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