yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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