my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
In America we eat man semen.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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