Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
