would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
I understand Curling. That high.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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