In the future we'll all be gay
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I need a hoe opinion
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