You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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