Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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