Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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