i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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