Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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