are you still at the devil's house?
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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