I wanna bring you to show and tell
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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