I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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