Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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