wat bout pragnant strippers??
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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