You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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