So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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