i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
this just has baby written all over it
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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