are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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