you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
My dick has a subreddit
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
