Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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