i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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