She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Drake has all the answers
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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