Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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