It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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