'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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