Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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